Hummer Vs. Tesla Tug Of War

If you were to choose: Hummer H2 or Tesla Model X in a tug-of-war which would you go with?

The question is, is the Tesla all torque? They test it out with different traction control options and and conditions and here's what happens:

Try 1: With the Hummer traction control 2, the H2 has no issue dragging the Tesla behind it.

Try 2: On wet steel with traction control 2, the H2 still wins with the Model X's tires spinning.

Try 3: A wet tarmac and traction contorl 1 finally gives the Tesla some traction and the H2 is left spinning.